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Client Application. This takes about 10 minutes. Be honest.

We work with a small number of clients at any given time. That's intentional. Every brand we take on gets our full attention, real systems, and measurable results. We don't take everyone. This application helps us figure out if we're the right fit for each other.

01. Who Are You

Full Name

Email Address

Company / Brand Name

Website

Your Role

02. Your Business

Describe your business in 2-3 sentences What do you do, who do you serve, what makes you different?

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How long have you been operating?

Current monthly revenue range

03. Your Content

What does your current content operation look like? How often do you post, who creates it, what platforms?

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Which platforms matter most to your business?

LinkedIn X (Twitter) TikTok Instagram Telegram Blog / SEO YouTube Other

Have you tried using AI for content before? What happened? Be honest. We've seen it all.

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If you're looking for someone to manage your social media posts, we're not the right fit. We build systems, not post schedules.

04. Goals

What is your primary business goal? Be specific. "Brand awareness" is not a goal. "500 qualified leads in 90 days" is.

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What does success look like in 90 days? Numbers, metrics, tangible outcomes.

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What is your biggest content bottleneck right now?

05. Budget and Timeline

Monthly budget you are prepared to invest (USD) Be realistic. Quality AI infrastructure is not cheap, but it compounds.

When do you need to start seeing results?

How long are you willing to commit? Content compounds. Quick experiments rarely work.

If your budget is under $3K/month and you need results in 30 days, we are probably not the right fit. Building systems takes time and investment.

06. Why Neon Aliens

Why are you reaching out to us specifically? We can tell when someone has read the site vs. mass-applying to agencies. Be specific.

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What concerns do you have about working with us or using AI for content? Honest answers only. "None" is rarely true.

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07. One Last Thing

What is one thing about your brand that most people misunderstand? This helps us understand how you think about positioning and messaging.

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We review every application personally. If there is a fit, you will hear from us within 3 to 5 business days.

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Application Received.

We review every application personally. If there is a fit, we will be in touch within 3 to 5 business days.

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